The Big Snit

What would you do if humanity faced total annihilation in the shape of a full-scale nuclear attack? Would you still have time–or the appetite–for a dramatic game of Scrabble and a fiery domestic quarrel, or would you rather think back to when you were young, and everything was peachy? With this in mind, would your never-failing handsaw be of any use? In the end, would you still be able to boost your Scrabble score?