12 Inches of Dangling Fury

You have Jesus Christ, Hugh Jackman, a Sadako wannabe, a psycho bitch taken from any mainstream Hollywood college horror, and a hot Asian girl with enormous boobs. With this set up, the plot could go anywhere, but all they obsess about are the big boobies. The hot Asian girl turns out to be a demon hunter, no real spoiler there, since there is no real plot. May sound offensive, but it is a very tongue in cheek and loving look at the various sub genres in horror.