You're OK?
Ready for this?
Hell yeah, we're ready for it!
You seem ready!
Well, OK!
Tonight,
at Styxx Club, lets start some shit!
Tomorrow's Christmas Eve,
but we don't give a fuck...
about holidays!
LORD, DON'T FORGIVE THEM, FOR THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DO
Damn, Bart! There's some bitches in tonight. Look!
The party's real fly!
- No, it's not. - Dope fiesta!
The bottles?
What bottles? We just ordered two of them!
- Nice shirt! - Don't touch!
- Five minutes ago. - Two bottles?
Didn't we ask for two bottles?
Five minutes ago?
We wanna bust out tonight!
They should be here by now.
I'll be back in five. If...
What you doing?
Chill, homey!
Shut the fuck up!
Whatever!
Yasmine, give me a vodka!
Got money?
- No. - Then no!
Just one, for Christmas!
I've been hooking you up all night!
Not going to introduce me?
Sorry. Eve, a childhood friend, Thai.
Yo Ladj!
Last one!
Ladj, Eve. What's up?
Eve, Ladj.
Wanna dance?
What's up Yasmine?
Want a drink?
- What? - A drink?
I wanna change. Meet me outside, I need fresh air.
Hope you dug it!
'Cuz I got a fucking Christmas gift for y'all!
Barbarian Bastards!
Wanna dance?
I'm OK.
I didn't ask if you're OK, I asked if you wanna dance.
Your breath reeks!
Got a phone number?
You think I'm gonna buy that? Ugly skank!
Back off, moron!
- Back off! - Are you crazy?
Stop it!
Bring it on, asshole!
What's your problem?
Get off me!
Get your hands off me, motherfucker!
Be cool!
Outta the way!
Get away! Move!
I work with Byron.
Since when?
What's going on? Why are you pushing him?
Got a problem?
What's your problem?
Easy, easy!
Go on, beat it!
- Bart, you OK? - Yeah.
- Is it bleeding a lot? - A lot!
- Give me a Kleenex. - Here.
There's a lot?
What happened?
Cocksucking bartender!
Bart, got your ass kicked?
- No, it was that guy... - You started that mess?
- He busted a bottle in my face. - Damn! He got you good!
No big deal! Let's bounce!
Let's get outta here!
What do you mean? You crazy?
We're going home?
Girls, what's up?
We can go to my place, in the country.
Got a ride?
They're assholes in that club!
Real pussies! He's a pussy!
Get out. Now!
Ill beat your ass, damn dog!
Move it, Bart!
- He reeks! - Like his owner!
You think your shit don't stink?
I'm low on gas.
Go to Ivry garage.
Who's got dough?
I'm broke.
Anyone got any aspirin?
Payday's next week.
- My head! - Cheapskates!
Sorry, I'm broke too.
Who cares? Let's gas and dash!
I'm gonna grab some food.
What's gas and dash?
Whatcha doin with my scarf?
Boss!
Fill up 4?
Thanks.
When's Christmas?
It's tomorrow, asshole!
Airhead!
About that chick?
You gonna hit that?
Don't worry. She's gonna get it tonight!
Wait, wait!
Let's go!
Now!
What's going on?
Faggots!
Take that side street!
Slower!
Turn it up!
Want some candy?
Go! Go!
Step on the gas, fuck!
Tyson, you want a cookie?
Don't feed him that shit!
Are you crazy or what?
Wake up, Bart!
Fuck, Bart!
Wake up!
What?
We're there!
What are we doing?
The goats are blocking the road!
Hit the gas! Who gives a fuck?
Don't move!
Stay there!
Sit!
What the fuck?
Where's your crib?
Over there.
Yasmine,
I think I love you.
Quit it!
- I dreamt about your tits. - Dream on!
I was about to kiss you and I woke up.
Drop it.
You're so cute.
Can't we fool around a little?
You're retarded.
Bart! Check out that one!
Come here!
Look at that grill!
Come here.
Looks nasty.
Must've been in an accident!
Hold the goatee
from your chin
The first one to grin
gets his head kicked in!
Motherfuck...
Are you crazy?
What you looking at?
Dirty bitch!
You too! Get away!
Bart, you got beef or what?
Come on. What?
Holler at me when shit's going on.
I'm here now!
Which one smacked you?
Which billy goat?
Im kidding.
This is Joseph, the housekeeper.
Howdy!
Hello!
Thai...
What's up?
- Marc. - No, Bart.
Marc.
And Yasmine...
Camel rider!
Big tits or what?
That's Catherine!
She's got milk?
Best in the county.
Famous everywhere.
- Who wants some? - Me.
- Chink? - No, thanks.
- Your turn. - I don't like milk.
There, Marc!
Yo! What's up?
What's your problem?
- What? - What?
It's a joke!
I'm not joking with you!
Come on, let's go!
That guy's weird,
he looks like a dimwit perv.
What's a perv?
You know... pervert.
You stay there!
Hit the gas!
Bart, push!
Forget about it!
We're fucked!
Boss,
got a vehicle?
Get in, Bart!
Come on! Open the door!
Stop playing around!
This ain't your village.
Ladj chased a goat,
sucked the milk out of its udder,
sheared its hair to make some boots!
Tyson! Come here!
Come!
Welcome.
This crib is fly!
You're a rich girl.
What do your folks do?
My mom died giving birth to me and my dad hung himself.
I'm sorry...
I'm joking. Cheer up!
- What's this workshop? - Hold on.
- Are your folks here? - No, why?
No reason.
What's this workshop?
Dad owned a doll store. This is his stock.
Dope couch!
Want a tour?
- I ain't moving! - Me neither.
Gotta rest.
Come on, Yasmine.
Ladj, you're coming!
The toilet, my room, Joseph's rooms.
- He lives here? - Sure. Let's go upstairs!
It's massive!
My parents' bedroom.
Coming?
- Nice bed. - Come on.
I saved the best for last!
What is it?
You'll see.
Dad's collection.
It's beautiful.
Come on.
Bart, check it out!
So your folks are gone for the evening?
What's with the hand?
Lil' bimbette, huh?
Look for trouble, you're gonna find it!
Eve... Stop it!
Wanna act all naughty?
Don't get me started, OK?
You're a big girl?
Like that.
Not acting like a grown-up now?
Hello ma'am.
- You saw someone? - Yeah.
You stay here!
Check that!
- Crazy blade? - Let me see it!
Don't touch!
Leave it alone!
We saw a lady.
That's Mary, the housekeeper's wife.
She's pregnant. Be quiet.
We were quiet.
The greenhouse?
Don't worry, baby!
It'll all be ready for your birth.
Daddy's picking you some nice clothes
and beautiful eyes.
That one's crazy!
That's "The Heel of Venus".
Has to have pure water.
Brought you some milk.
Sir, I told you, I don't like milk.
For its reproduction,
the male insect
works his way in there and fertilizes it.
Wild!
- It's hot! - It's from the hot spring!
The hot spring's warm water
makes these plants grow so luscious.
Yo, Eve, Thai!
Wanna go to the hot spring?
The two of us can go.
Not just the two of us, sir.
Why not?
We can swim there. I swear, it's very warm.
Trust me!
That way, I can show you around.
Come on.
Let's go, buddy!
Eve, he's nuts!
No sir, please.
- Later. - But it's warm!
No one's around, you can skinny dip!
We all do it,
even me!
Stop kissing ass!
If not...
I can lend you trunks.
Let go!
Fuck!
Look what you did!
Get outta here!
Cerberus!
Shut up!
Guys, come here!
Yasmine, hold him tight or they'll fight!
Don't worry!
My girl's sweating me, let's roll!
Who's the boss? She got you tamed?
Nobody tames me!
So shut up!
So, we're going to the hot spring?
Black Mafia, my code's the one 'n only
Bitch life, drink up for my Black Mafia!
Won't end up like Scarface
Yelling "Fuck you, motherfucker"
Wave yo guns in the air...
Pull a flick out my kick
His pipes get sticked
Blood squirts, did it for my click!
Get away from my car!
This is Gilou.
Hey, Gilou!
Shall we go?
Bart.
- Why are you cock blocking? - What?
Don't act stupid! I see what you're up to with Yasmine.
You're nuts!
Hit on Eve, but leave Yasmine alone!
What?
- Who's that? - You like her?
Wanna fuck her?
Jeanne! Come on over!
Come here!
- This is Marc. - It's Bart.
- Marc. - Hey, Marc.
- No, Bart. - Hey, Bart.
This is Jeanne.
What's that?
- Wanna have it all? - What were you saying?
You two getting acquainted?
- Going to the hot spring? - Right.
Like her?
She's my niece!
See ya there?
That's all you got for me?
But Bart...
What?
Watch it, motherfucker! You fucking blind?
Go Gilou!
Quit it!
It's warm!
Shit, it is!
- Hurry, it's nice and hot! - Like you!
Coming in, Bart?
I don't want to.
Where is he?
Joseph!
Dive under!
Something bit me!
Camel rider!
You get scared?
Scared little camel rider!
Gilou, come here a sec!
Take a hike.
Come here, you!
I saved your life.
Is it me?
Is what you?
Titty hard-on!
- Stop! - Why stop?
You don't like it?
OK, enough, already!
What are you doing?
Knock it off! Get off me!
What are you doing? Go over there!
Why are you touching him like that?
- What? - What?
You wanna turn me on?
Stop repeating!
Stop!
You're insane!
Easy!
Fuck!
What you doing?
Come on! I'm fucked!
What's the matter?
Want something?
- You talking to me? - To who?
What's up?
- Wanna duel? - I'm down.
Go for it!
Bring it on!
It's on!
Word'm up!
What?
Come get it!
Hop on my shoulders?
What?
On my shoulders?
Think I'm a fag?
Come on, Bart!
- I'm not doing it! - Come on!
- Go on, Marc! - No way!
Go, Bart!
Lets go! Hop on my shoulders!
Only if we switch teams after.
Go! Go!
You cunt! Stop laughing!
You crazy?
Quit giggling, you stupid skank!
Shut up or I'll smack you!
- Chill out! - What?
What, Rambo? Don't tell me to chill out!
Get away!
- Your eyes, Barto... - Leave me alone!
What the fuck am I supposed to do now?
- Careful, Ladj! - Don't worry!
Feel better?
Get your dog out of here!
Bart, tell him!
Here.
Thanks.
Quit it!
Isn't Bart cute?
Joseph's getting you dry clothes.
Little darling,
you can come into this world
with no worries.
Your gift's almost ready.
Thanks to Daddy.
Mary, the scissors!
Who wants an apple?
No thanks.
- Yasmine? - What?
Gimme a massage.
Watch it!
What? Just wanted a rub.
Want to help me get some wood?
Leave the lovebirds to it.
Whatever.
- Two's enough. - We need more.
Get the clean ones.
Those are dirty... Not too many!
- The last one... - Forget it!
Now we're good.
Take that one off!
What?
There's a snake.
Not that way! Fuck!
- There! - Get it away from me!
It's not my fault!
Get it away! Stop playing!
What the hell are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
It's a basilisk, they're almost extinct.
I didn't mean to...
You want me to tread on you too!
I just panicked!
Go!
- Is he nuts? - Pick them up!
He dissed you.
You're just gonna sit there?
He likes it.
Really? You like being dissed?
Leave him alone!
Next time, I'll smack him! Who does he think I am?
A chump!
You're not a chump. Have a bite.
No thanks.
Wanna bite?
A bite of you.
I'm crazy. No one fucks with me and my dog!
Come here!
Shut up, Tyson!
What's that? There you go!
Tyson, help me...
You want me to tread on you too?
Sorry sir. I panicked, I'm a loser. Leave me alone!
Surprise downstairs!
Coming.
Why make me look stupid?
You chumped because you're a chump.
I didn't say shit 'cuz I saw he was an animal lover.
You were shitting yourself.
You broke my snake.
- You coming? - Be right there.
Baby, you all right?
I was gonna call you.
"Gonna call you.'
- I'm on the phone! - I love you.
- Stop it! - Stop acting like a pussy!
- Who's the boss? - Fucking stop!
We got held up...
Soon as my clothes are dry, I'm out!
What are you talking about?
You heard me!
It's on!
- What's on? - It's on!
They act all easy but they're dick teasers! Teasers!
Easy to say when Ladjs got Yasmine and Eve's with me.
Looks like your only hope is Joseph!
Drop this Joseph shit!
Guys, Joseph brought us a present.
Kiddy-goat!
This food's making me feel sick.
Your loss. It's tasty.
Barto?
Delicious.
Joseph's the goat master!
Merry Christmas!
Two and a three.
Wake up, sweet baby
Caresses and kisses...
It's Christmas Eve
In Heaven and on Earth
Wake up, sweet baby, caresses and kisses
Tonight's Christmas Eve...
Encore! Encore!
And your wife?
That slut's a ball-breaker!
Your folks don't celebrate?
- I'm Muslim. - So am I.
Same here.
Tyson and I converted.
But I still eat pork.
- You're Muslim too? - No.
You don't believe in God?
My grandma was tortured in 'Nam.
Fucking priests snitched on her.
Religion's bullshit!
Bullshit!
You believe in God?
No.
Then why are you here?
Why?
My dad banged my mom. That's why.
That's not what I asked. Why?
Why are you here next to me?
Stop brainwashing him! Religion's bullshit!
Sinner! Respect others' beliefs!
With a spliff in your mouth, ready to gangbang?
Only God can judge him!
You serve booze, shaking your ass!
Working isn't in your religion?
Who the fuck are you?
I've been busting my balls for 20 years!
God don't give a fuck!
Neither do I!
Don't talk like that!
Shitface, the Sheitan's eating you alive!
He pushes us to sin!
He's everywhere, so don't talk like that!
- Who's the Sheitan? - The Devil.
The nigger's right!
You gotta be scared
of the Devil alright.
Once upon a time, this guy
was like you, fearless.
The Devil paid him a visit in his dreams,
asked him what he wanted to be.
He replied: "Invincible!"
So that's what happened.
Later that night...
he climbed onto his sister
and fucked her like a pig!
Real deep!
Next morning,
he realized she had a bun in the oven!
Pregnant...
The Devil came back and told him:
"The newborn rugrat, on Christmas Eve,
'when the church bells ring 12 times,
"he'll be mine!
'You'll give him a gift, fool!"
He tells him,
the Devil.
The gift for the nipper
has to be...
Look at the coon!
This shit makes me wanna piss. Where's the can?
The door at the end.
Fuck!
What's going on?
What is this?
What are you doing here, cunt?
What?
You got scared?
No.
Fearless?
What's the matter, Bart?
Joseph's driving me nuts, acting like a psycho.
He's always been into you. Seal the deal with him.
I'm not fucking about.
Wait.
Come.
It's her bedroom.
Dude, it's Eve's bedroom.
Check it out!
Bart, wake up!
What is it?
Oh shit!
Here's some pictures.
Isn't that adorable?
Her leotard with that camel toe.
Her mouth!
Look!
Bet her pussy's real soft.
Behind every nice mouth, there is a soft pussy.
- I don't agree. - What are you talking about?
That girl, last summer?
- The Caribbean one? - Not that one!
The one next to our tent.
She was ugly!
You mean she was banging!
She had perky tits and the best ass.
But wasn't giving any away!
Four days on her case,
jack shit!
Just jerked me off, like that!
Finally, I'm like: "Heloise...
We like each other, let's hit the home run."
She tells me:
'My folks are going out tonight!'
We had the whole tent to ourselves!
Air mattress.
Ostrich down comforters.
Brought some vodka mixes.
We drink.
She wilds out.
I start unbuttoning her and going down.
She tells me: "I don't put out on the first night."
I suck on her titties.
And so,
I spot it.
What?
Her panties.
Fountain woman!
Everything was drenched.
So I pull down her panties,
slowly spread her legs and there it was,
the fucking cold cut platter!
Gross, a cockscomb!
Flesh hanging everywhere.
And then...
I did my thing.
- That's why your breath stinks! - It stinks?
Get outta here!
Thai! Bart!
What's this?
Upstairs?
You're here?
Bunch of jerks!
Jerks!
- Bart? - I didn't do shit!
Who messed up my dad's dolls?
It wasn't me!
Word to Allah.
It's not funny!
Chill! Sit down!
Bastards.
You think we wanna play with dolls?
We were just watching TV. Relax!
Bastards.
- Cold? - A little.
- Want some heat? - Yeah.
It's not working.
It's all right.
- Where you from? - Algeria.
Algerian?
Never dated one before.
- Speak Arabic? - A little.
Go ahead.
- Sounds like Chinese! - Really?
I like you.
Really?
That's sweet.
Yo, Sheitan's video!
Blows in ya face with my heavy hand!
Dig up ya grandma!
And rape your Dad!
Think I'm cute?
Be honest.
- A little bit... - A bit?
- Yeah but... - Just a bit?
What?
Nothing.
Kiss me.
- What? - It's that...
You don't wanna kiss me?
Put out yo blunt, protect yo rump!
It's warfare, punk!
Fuck anyone that sucks That burns and dies
That shit's the bomb, bro!
When your skin burn to a crisp, you shriek like a bitch
Barbarian bastards!
Sorry. Back in two seconds.
Baby!
I'll call you back later.
Where do I sleep?
My parents' bedroom.
- Be up in a sec. - Me too.
- Seen Joseph? - Why, you miss him?
Wait up.
Let me have a piece of that, bro!
Stop jocking her!
She's the one jocking me!
If I'm sexier than you, blame it on Mother Nature!
You're gonna leave me hanging?
Drop it!
She's feeling me.
Let me warm her up, then you get a bite.
I don't want to do that.
It'll make me look like a bum.
You are a bum!
Here's a towel and bubble bath.
Thanks.
So?
What?
What's up?
I'm glad you're here.
Me too.
See you later.
I miss you, too.
I don't know...
Call you later.
You want to play with your dolls?
I'd rather play doctors.
You smell good.
Unbutton that?
Come on!
- You're a pain. - Stop! Bart.
Gimme your hand.
Here.
My favorite song.
Knock it off!
You ruining the vibe 'cuz you think I messed up the dolls?
Whatever!
I see what you two are up to. Im out!
You're making me nervous.
What?
Quit it!
What you doing?
Let's go to your room.
Ladj...
Is that you?
Baby?
Turn it off!
Whose voice is that?
It's the TV.
Put the light on!
It's the TV!
Baby?
Yasmine, come here, hurry up!
What?
Word to Allah, Joseph was spying on her room.
Word to Allah, go take a bath!
What? Do I stink?
Like it in the dark?
Real nice!
Hurry up, then.
Is it ready?
Almost.
The eyes are missing.
Where's the boy?
In her bedroom.
Joseph,
he's moving.
It's almost time.
Let's roll!
- Jerks! - What?
- It's that bastard. - Who?
Your housekeeper. I saw him!
- Go in front! - You go!
You got the stick. Go!
Come out of there!
Out!
Let's get him!
Stop running!
What was that?
The guy from the spring.
There!
Red coat, I'm gonna mash you!
Hey, baby.
Baby's here?
Baby...
Little baby...
Your cellphone!
No reception!
I'm gonna fuck you up!
- Get on! - Hurry up.
Motherfucker!
Im gonna burn you and your mom!
Get on!
What's going on?
Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee...
Jesus, the fruit of thy womb. Jesus...
Please, take care of the boy.
What's going on?
They pranked us.
Where's Bart?
They left.
What the hell?
What have you done?
Why did you do that?
Why?
You wanna blow it?
Joseph, stop!
Stop!
You'll kill him!
Leave him!
I'll be out front.
Fuck!
What the fuck!
Come here, big dog!
Leave him!
Get off him!
Enough!
Come back! Over here!
Come back!
Where is he?
Hurry, Bart!
What are you doing?
Get in the fucking car!
Ladj!
Pull over. It's Yasmine!
Are you deaf? Stop the car!
Get out of my car!
You want to get her, get out!
You deaf or what! Get out of my fucking car!
No buts! Get out!
God protect him!
What are you doing?
Don't move!
What happened?
Yasmine! Where were you?
Where was I? Here with Ladj.
You OK?
Ladj!
You OK?
I'll be back!
Be right back!
- Thai! - You got in a fight?
Where is she?
Who?
The chick I was with?
Everything's under control.
What happened?
Got a bottle in my face.
No biggie.
I gotta run. The chick's waiting for me.
Got to go too. My lady's breaking my balls.
Rascal!
You're leaving your boy?
He deserved it!
The tough guy learned his lesson.
See you later!
We have to take him to E.R.
I'll be all right.
Ladj!
Let's take him!
Let's go, pain in the ass!
It's stuck in my eye.
You got in a fight?
Dangerous, especially with bottles.
It doesn't look too serious.
Close your eyes when I pull off the gauze.
There.
It's clean now.
Bring me anticholinergic.
And a dose of phenyl ethylamine.
Two, maybe three stitches.
No big deal.
Thanks, Mary.
Ladj, let's bounce, they're crazy in here.
I'm sick of you!
Let's go!
Shut the fuck up!
You heard me, sonofabitch!
Get your hand off me!
Henry, double the dose.
Ben, gauze and geritol!
- Relax. - What's happening?
Calm down!
You're dreaming.
None of this is real.
It's a dream.
Calm down!
Joseph's driving me nuts, acting like a psycho.
What's wrong?
The Sheitan's eating you alive.
- Who's that? - The Devil.
I climbed on my sister and fucked her like a pig!
Why are you here?
Here, next to me?
Sweet baby
Open wide
Your beautiful eyes
Your eyes, Barto.
Shut up! Shut up!
Come sing and dance, it's Christmas time everywhere
In Heaven and on Earth
Wake up, sweet baby
Open wide your pretty eyes