Yes!
BAD SEEDS
They haven't noticed a thing.
Can you see anything?
- Watch behind you, damn it. - I'm driving here.
I don't think there's anyone. Can you see anyone?
- No. - That's it! Fuck that lousy prison.
- Fuck them, man. - Fuck old Lasse Bovin.
Yes, his whole trip, man.
- What the hell. Is it them? - They don't have their light on.
- How do you open this window? - Are they getting closer?
- I can't see anything, damn it. - I'm driving, man!
I know that, you dumb shit! How do you open this window?
I don't know. What the hell are you doing?
Hell.
Relax, Dan. Don't start getting claustrophobia now, man.
If I tell you to open the window, then you open the window!
Okay, okay.
Relax.
Good morning, Bentzon. Bovin here.
I'll be ten minutes late to this morning's meeting.
What's that? Where are they now?
See you in ten minutes. Make sure that the report doesn't get around.
Can you take the bus?
We were sitting in the yard under the trees. Everyone was happy -
- because we're going on the trip on Monday.
- And then you pull this number. - No one asked me if I wanted to.
- They didn't? - No.
- No, now stop that crap. - No one asked me.
Why do you think we've been together lately?
Why have we been making lists of waist measurements, shoe sizes?
- To get you clothes for the trip. - I really don't know.
No, I don't really know either anymore.
Do you want to go on this trip?
Do you?
What does that mean?
- What do you think? - I don't know.
- Well, what do you think? - That's what I don't know.
Do I have to get on my knees and suck your cock, or what?
No, I would just like to know if you want to come on this trip.
- That's what I just said. - What did you just say?
Well, you can still come. You just have to say you want to.
Like hell I want to go on your trip, man.
Do I have to say yes, I want to go on your trip?
- Should we forget about it, Dan? - Don't call me Dan.
- What should I call you? - Don't call me anything.
Hell, Dan ...
Don't say my name!
Is this when I'm supposed to slap you around? So the scenario fits?
Dan's courageous struggle against the evil police and social workers.
This is where you're supposed to be slapped around.
You'll never get me to talk your language.
Never!
- Do you have a problem, Lasse? - No.
- But I think you have. - Why don't you shut up ...
You will never be able to stand that someone likes you.
- Yes? - They're waiting over there.
I'm on my way. Unlock him.
Lasse ...
I want to go on your trip.
I'll be there in a minute. I just have to take a piss.
What then, Palle? You wanna come and play football?
I'm sorry to have to say it, Bovin, but we have to cancel the trip.
It's one thing to take off with the kids ...
And three weeks later you turn up with five of our long termers.
But something else is that you fail to report a prison escape.
That's too much to swallow.
Well ... I can see that this isn't without problems, -
- but I think we should be aware of whom we are dealing with here.
Dan Villadsen. Committed to Klarskovgaard.
Here's a remark by the psychologist.
"Strong antisocial and destructive behaviour, -
- caused by lack of parental care combined with bizarre punishments."
Hey, just open that door.
Hey, just open the door.
Come on, Dollar, my man.
- What are you doing? - I only have one hand!
Okay, now we're going to take them.
- Eight ... nine. - This must be the premier league.
- Open that door, Benny. - He was the last one to come in.
- That doesn't make any difference. - I wasn't the last one.
- Open the door! - You can open it yourself.
Stop lying there whining, Benny. I can't stand that, man. Get up.
- I don't want to look at this shit. - I shut it.
- You just shut your ass! - You're the sports director, I guess.
Are you finished? You little jerk.
- Are you finished? - Faggot.
Dan, Dan ...
- Is he one of the new ones? - Are you finished?
Benny, stop bringing around fool asses like that.
He's smart. He's charming. He's funny and serious.
In the last nine years he has been outside for a total of 21 months.
He is terrified that someone will show him what life he could have -
- and how badly prepared he is to live it.
I know what he's thinking.
"We escape. It's beside the point if we get caught or not."
"As long as the trip will be sabotaged for this idiot."
He has to come with us. That's crystal clear.
- Didn't he murder his father? - That was never proved, was it?
- What about the other one? - Dollar?
Dollar is completely naive.
Sure, he thinks that Dan can get him a position with the bikers.
- Dan decides the agenda. - It's not only him.
How far did they get? To the intersection?
They're aging juvenile delinquents. Usually they are much younger.
- What if you can't control them? - That'll be my own responsibility.
Why do you always have to be so difficult?
- You really want to know? - No thanks. Not right now, Kirsten.
Okay ... You complete the trip as planned, -
- but Jørgen Bentzon goes with you.
Well then ... Then there'll be no trip.
You take off and shoot some tapes that we can show the Ministry.
- But I always go alone. - Appropriations don't come flying.
I know that better than anyone. But I've always done it on my own!
Well, it's your choice, Bovin.
- Well then, okay. - Lasse ... How's your health?
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Are we taking that with us? - Yes.
- How does it work? - You press the red button.
You have to take this off.
Can you see me in the view finder? Is the red light blinking?
- Yes. - Then I'm on.
We're rolling. And what do we have here? A box. A table.
A man called Palle. Palle with the axe.
- Palle the butcher. - Stop that.
Damn it.
Thanks, Bentzon.
- Why have we been chosen to go? - You don't have to.
You've been asked.
Because you have never been on the needle.
How would you know that?
It means something to me. And then you are all over 27.
And when you're over 27 the system doesn't care about you anymore.
They don't give a damn if you hang yourselves in the antenna wire.
Some probably think it would be a good idea.
I just feel that someone should give you a chance.
Those are live shells.
They can go off.
Would you please be kind enough to put them down?
Put them down.
What is it exactly you want to do up there in Sweden, Lasse?
- Are you ready to order? - Your special with rice and a beer.
A steak with onions and a glass of milk.
- This there. - Yes, yes ...
- Thanks. Something to drink? - No.
- Have you got hot dogs? - Korv.
- He wonders if you have korv. - Of course.
Two hot dogs with french fries.
It comes with mashed potatoes and cucumber salad.
- And a beer. - Pripps?
I'll have the same but without mashed potatoes.
- A beer for me. - I'm going to make a call.
Remember, Bentzon is here if anything happens.
Anything else?
What about you?
- You should give her a tip. - Right up her butter ball.
Who is going to make it with her?
- He could score her if he liked. - Like hell he could.
- What do you think? - I don't know. I don't care.
- You know I could score her. - Then do it.
- If you could wait a minute ... - Now.
Sorry, I'll be there in a minute.
- Can we go outside? - Now?
- We were about to order ... - Shut up. She's gonna get a korv.
- That is not your life ... - Excuse me, miss.
I don't even know your name.
- Salto. - Salto ...
- Would you call another waitress? - Can't you see I'm talking to her?
- She's not deaf. - That's why I'm talking to her.
- What's going on here? - Will you two please sit down?
Why don't you leave the lady alone? Watch yourself.
- Sit down. - Dan ...
Relax, Bentzon. Sit down.
We think you should sit down. You and that black bastard.
So, is that what you think? Drop your pants.
- What? - Dan. God damn it!
Come on now, Bentzon.
Benny, roll up that magazine.
Thanks. Make like a pig ...
- You got a problem, Benny? - Yeah.
Damn.
What the hell is going on? Dan! Get out in the car!
Bentzon, get the others out in the car. Dan! Get out in the car.
- Bentzon, now! - Who are you?
Lasse Bovin, Danish Police. My apologies.
Well, okay ...
We can just go back home.
- They provoked us, too. - Do you want to go home, Dollar?
You can be sent home with Bentzon here.
So, you want to stay.
- Well, then we'll continue. - Lasse ...
- Yes. - I want to go home.
I thought we had talked about this. You wanted to go on this trip.
- And so what? - Then we'll continue.
Let's smash him, man. Now.
Relax, Dollar. Let's wait and see what happens.
- Good morning, Benny. - Good morning, Lasse.
- What about that 500 bananas? - You didn't fuck her, did you?
- Aren't you going to take a bath? - I have.
What is that you smell like? Have you started using perfume?
- Like hell I haven't. - You smell like a whorehouse.
We don't want to have to smell that.
It's ...
It's time for breakfast. We're sailing in half an hour.
What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a naked man before?
They've already started with theirs.
- Flipped-out place. - You can go around like Vikings.
You can go that way or that way. We'll be picked up again in a week.
- What is this square on the map? - That's an antenna tower.
Why don't we go over there? Have you been there before?
- No ... - How far is it?
I'd guess it's about 22 kilometers that way and a bit shorter this way.
- Then we're gonna go that way. - Sure. What do you guys say?
Why don't we cut right across?
Yes, we could do that. It is the shortest way.
Then let's do it.
I think it's more of an adventure to go along the coast.
Listen. What if we just go in two groups?
One group can zigzag across the island.
The other group can walk around twice. We'll meet in the middle.
What do you think?
You can do what you want. I'm going this way.
We have to put up the tents, collect some wood and get some water.
- Maybe you'd like to help? - We're playing cards.
But you'll be finished sometime. Then you can collect fire wood.
Bentzon is putting up the tent. Palle. Should we have a look?
One ... two ... three ... That's it.
- So, Butcher Palle ... - So what?
- Are you really a butcher? - I've butchered cows.
We had to have something to eat. My wife and my little daugther.
Is that your little daughter on the sweater?
- Yes. - What's her name?
Ida.
Shit, that's really disgusting.
Did you eat the cows?
No, I sold them.
I shot them out in the field. Then I cut them up and sold them in town.
Wild, man. You butchered them out in the field.
- How much did you get for one? - Cut up, about 3,000.
- How many did you butcher? - Around 180.
- That's sort of lots of money. - Yes.
3,000 for a cow. How much for a pig?
- Around half that, I suppose. - And how much for a chicken?
Ain't nobody who wants to pay for a dead chicken, you fool.
They don't want to pluck feathers when they can buy it ready.
But you can buy a pig in the store, too.
It doesn't have feathers. Idiot.
God damn. That looks serious.
I think it has to be amputated. Should I give you a hand?
Okay, Benny. Come here.
If it isn't Florence Nightingale. Won't you mend my pants?
You're such a jerk.
That's it.
Well, Lasse. I didn't know you were the type to bring whisky.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- What's going to happen, Lasse? - Does something have to happen?
But what about those observation posts?
Bake twist bread on the fire if you get bored.
- What are we really going to do? - There's no program.
You have to come up with the good ideas.
- We could climb up those cliffs. - Yes, that was a good idea.
- We have brought rope. - What have you thought about?
Well, what have I thought about?
We could all talk, or talk to one another.
- Talk to one another? - Yes.
- About what? - What do you think?
I haven't any idea. Should we just talk?
- With the video camera on? - We could do that if you'd like.
And here we have the worst of them all ...
Benny Rothbøll-Hansen.
- Well, actually he's very nice. - He's not so nice about bathing.
And there next to him we've got another tough character. Kenny Rise.
Or Dollar, as we call him.
He's really special ...
For some strange reason he wants to be like his buddy.
And there isn't any reason for that, as he is actually very special.
Then there's the guy beside him.
What can you really say about him?
After all, you would like to say something nice.
But he is so terribly shy.
He doesn't like anyone saying anything nice about him.
Hey, Lasse ...
- Can I try filming you? - Sure.
The light has to be red.
Well then. What about it? Say something about yourself.
My name is Lasse Bovin. What the hell do you want to know?
Do you have any problems? Is it hard to be a cop?
Yes. It's hard being a cop.
- But I'm stopping soon. - As a cop?
- What for? - Well, we just stow people away.
Something else has to be done. I don't believe in prisons.
- That's why I do things like this. - Get things going. Bentzon ...
Are you getting any pussy, or what? Or maybe that's not your interest?
Dan, why don't you say something about yourself?
I've got nothing but problems. Problems, problems, problems ...
But I like to keep them for myself.
But you're so good at it, Lasse. Should we try again?
Are you getting any pussy?
Give me the camera.
Why?
- Weren't we gonna talk and film? - Just give me the camera.
Okay ...
Lasse, you made coffee for us?
- Damn it, man. - Press it against your shoulder.
Smack, man. Let me just try one more time.
Only two shots each. At the end of the line and await your turn.
Now we're really going to get the fat one going.
- Are you ready? - Press it against your shoulder.
Okay!
Me and Dollar are getting out of here. If you want to come it's now.
Salto, are you with us? Come on ...
You farm boy, are you coming?
- Take his cellular phone. - What about me?
Aren't you going to stay and hold Lasse's hand?
- Take it now, Dollar. - That's it.
You shouldn't have God damn done that.
What was that? Okay. I'll try again.
I do believe that I forgot to put the cartridges in.
It was a joke, man. You were about to shit in your pants.
Lasse, damn it, it was a joke.
You deserve a real beating.
So give me one.
Give me a beating if you really want to. Come on.
We'll go back and pack.
- Where's the phone? - I don't have it.
- I don't know where the hell it is. - Give me that phone!
- I must have dropped it. - Then it must still be there.
We're going back. Come.
If it's here at all, it has to be right around here.
- If you've hidden it ... - Look at me. Shouts corner.
- What did you say? - Shouts corner.
Then why isn't it here? We have to find it or else we go home.
Could be a codfish or something downed it.
- It isn't here, is it? - Do you have to call someone?
We'll go back.
- Are we going to climb here? - Yes.
- What is this dump? - Why did we bring tents?
- What is this place? - We have to put up some tents.
It's black as a nigger's ass in here.
I'll sing a song in Chinese, and you have to guess what it is.
- What a jerk, man. - Can't you guess what it is?
- No, I really can't. - It has to do with football.
- It's the Danish song. - Yes. Your turn to sing, Dan.
- What do you mean? - You have to sing in Chinese.
- Sing a song. - Now I've sung.
- It's your turn, Dan! - Danny boy. Sing a little.
- Relax man. I can sing a song. - Yeah ...
I'm a worker at B and W I must never go to the W and C
because production will go down and the economy will go to hell.
- That's easy. What a load of crap. - Dan. I'd like to talk to you.
- Sit down, Lasse. - No, better alone.
- We can talk here. - Come.
I know a lot about you.
I know about your father.
And I know that you were once a little boy.
Just like Dollar and Salto ... And like Palle, too.
That's funny ... You remind me of someone I once knew.
He was smaller than you. But he resembled you anyway.
I was a delivery boy in this cigar shop.
He was always rolling cigars.
He was caught up in it ... that there had to be the right leaves.
He was always sitting in his rocking chair drinking Budweiser.
And I raced around like a wild man for him.
Then one day he gave me a sandwich from his lunch.
Far out.
He reminded me of you, Lasse. I don't know why. I didn't like him.
I don't know why ... but I couldn't take him.
I won't try to force you into anything.
This will probably be my last trip.
From November I'll be going for dialysis twice a week.
It's not something you die from.
As long as I have these pills I take three times a day.
But I won't be chasing around so much anymore.
Hey, you gotta cigarette?
Yeah.
- Here. - Thanks. Then I can go now?
No ... I think we should finish this first.
- Why do you continue this? - Do you want to get old in prison?
And run around and wait on all the young lions? You're 29, man.
If you complete this you can be out in six months.
- You have a chance. - Yeah, but you couldn't care less!
Yeah, yeah ... of course I couldn't care less.
When you get out you could stay with me and my wife.
I mean you could start from there.
You sure are a funny guy.
Lasse Bovin. Oh, it's you.
Yes, call in the morning. Bye.
- Have you had it all along? - Yes.
What the hell. You can take a joke.
Think about it, Dan.
- Okay? - Okay.
What about those observation posts?
What about them?
- Good morning. - What the hell is that all about?
- Nothing. - What do you mean, nothing?
- We just wanted to camp out here. - What about you two?
You want to camp up here, too?
Maybe I misunderstood it, but weren't we going climbing?
Go climbing all you like. If you can get your fat ass up there.
Well, then you'll have to take care of yourselves.
Let me just see that.
These are mine.
- Do you have any matches left? - I don't have none.
What about you, Dan?
I don't have none, either.
But I have this one.
How's it going?
You're really living it up. What do you say, Benny?
Have a nice meal.
- Lasse. How about some food? - Just ask Bentzon.
What about it, Bentzon?
- You want to take some food? - Yes, please. Thank you.
We're camped down here. And the food is here.
We just want to take a little food up above.
The food is here.
Then excuse my interruption.
Have a good time.
Bye.
Well?
Then we'll have to catch something ourselves.
- We can do that, Dan. - Of course we can.
That's the way, man!
Come here.
I can't get up. Hell, man.
- Have you caught anything? - No.
I've got one! I've got one. Look!
- What is it, Salto? - It's a bird. It's a baby bird.
Are we Vikings or not?
Kill it.
- What? - Kill it.
Okay.
- We needed a flag. Didn't we? - Of course, man.
Are we Vikings or what?
Just like our mother made it, right?
I'm hungry.
Should we play?
We'll play for who goes down to the cookout.
Is it finished?
Deal the cards.
We'll take shifts watching the fire.
- Salto, man. The fire's gone out. - Fuck. I fell asleep, Dan.
- I can see that, you dumb shit. - Cool down. It wasn't on purpose.
They'll get hungry sooner or later.
- Hey, Salto. Want a smoke? - I'd rather have some food.
- Then go out and get some. - Why don't you go and get some?
I'll do that.
Today we're not having crackers, we're having venison.
Damn it. We should have saved our chocolate.
Have you eaten your chocolate?
You can have my piece here.
Screw those dumb shits down there.
Go and catch another bird, now!
- Can I sit here? - Yeah.
There are two possibilities now. Either you give us some food ...
Or I'll go get Salto and Dollar and we'll take it ourselves.
Would you like something to eat?
- What do you say, Palle? - They can just take some.
- Take what you want. - We don't want any of that animal.
We want some of the cans and crackers the prison paid for.
And we want a bottle of whisky and some smokes.
You've got it all wrong. The Ministry paid for that.
Christ ...
Give us some food!
Bentzon thinks the food should stay down here.
- Why don't you talk to him? - Give us some food, Lasse. Now!
You've misunderstood something.
When Bentzon says the food should stay here, he means it.
If you want to eat, sit down.
A nice guy. Hides the telephone and acts like it's lost.
You're a joke, man.
Can't you just leave us in peace up there?
Give us some food, now!
I'll be damned.
What are you laughing for? I'll rip your throat out of your neck.
- Did you catch anything? - Nope.
- Listen now. Where's Salto? - Suddenly he was gone.
Is that him?
- We'll drug him. - Yeah, man.
- We'll dope that fucked-up paki. - Lasse. We'll drug Lasse.
Then we pinch the key to the food. You go down and act like Salto.
- Do I? - Yes, you do.
What the hell is wrong?
- Are you going to help me? - Of course.
Great. Then listen. You give him one of these here.
Just break it, right. You just put it in his breakfast.
- Run down there now. - Okay.
Dollar ...
Fuck them.
Bentzon, you climb first. We begin by putting in these lugs.
When you get to a crevice you find one that fits.
Even the smallest one can hold a man's weight.
Bentzon is the first man.
Hurry up and eat. We're going climbing.
Bentzon, you're the point man. I'll stay at the bottom to be sure.
You're giving me too much rope.
You're giving me too much rope!
Palle, take the rope.
I can't hold on. What the hell are you doing?
Take it easy, Bentzon.
- How many did you give him? - I gave him two.
You were only supposed to give him one.
- Where are we going to put him? - Put him down on the ground.
He's hit his belly too.
You look like shit. You look really groggy.
Did you eat something you can't stomach?
Come on, Lasse. Put them on me.
Take his keys.
We're out of here. Are you coming?
How are you going to get away?
We'll build a raft of oil barrels. We'll give it a little flagstaff.
- And then sail on out. - What if he dies?
- Lasse just shouldn't lose him. - What is it Lasse ate?
He ate two of these. Do you want one?
You want one?
Carry him inside.
Open this shit.
Put him on the bed. Take off his shoes.
- Take off his shoes. - I can't get them off.
- Is he breathing? - I don't know.
They're stuck on.
Yes. He's breathing.
It's party time. Party time!
Hey, Dollar ...
- Okay, cheers. - Cheers.
Dan, he's really out.
Can you keep up, Salto?
What is this?
What is it?
- Go outside and give him these. - Me? I thought we were leaving.
We will in a couple of hours. Go and give him the pills.
- Are you going to get pissed first? - Go and give him the pills!
Wanna play Spoof?
- Three each. - Yeah. Now we're swinging.
- Are you in, Palle? - No.
Come on, Benny, it's your turn. Play. Pick up your hand.
How many should I put down?
Four ... There are five. You lose, Benny. One more time.
Now I put some down and pick up ...
You're behind, Salto.
Dan ...
- Are you drunk? - We're having a party.
- Aren't we going to leave? - Shut up. We're having a party.
- Relax, this place is rocking. - Okay.
Cheers!
Benny boy. You want a hit?
- I don't have any more matches. - Listen now ...
You borrow ten more. Then you owe me 700, right?
I want them when we get home. Come on. The whole thing?
There you go, Benny boy.
- One more? - I'll stand.
All right. Then it's Daddy-o.
Money for Daddy-o. Come on here. Thank you.
Give us those cards.
It's the telephone.
So what ...
- Hello. - My name is Sonja Heldt.
Can I talk to Lasse?
What are you looking at? Benny, deal me some cards.
Lasse ...
- Who has my keys? - Dollar.
- Can you get to them? - Do you think I'm dumb?
- I didn't mean it like that.
It says so here.
You play like shit.
Are you in, farmer boy?
What the hell was he doing out there with Lasse?
- What did you talk to Palle about? - He's moved.
- See if he's gotten free. - Relax, you two.
- Has he done anything? - Relax!
- I wanted to see his handcuffs. - Fuck you!
- I wanted to see his handcuffs. - Leave him alone, damn it.
Hey, Salto. You're not drinking.
Come on, man.
Hey chicken man. Where are you going?
Waste of good whisky.
- He's dead. - What?
Bentzon is dead.
- Like hell he is. - Hell he is. He's not breathing.
- We're leaving when it gets light. - Dan, damn it.
- We're leaving when it gets light. - Why don't we leave now?
Because I said we leave when it gets light.
Salto ... Salto ...
- You stay there. - Where's Bentzon?
Where's Bentzon?
And you two ... Out.
Where's Bentzon?
Dan, what are you thinking about?
You idiot.
Is this when I'm supposed to move to your house?
Stop that, Benny boy. Get up.
Get up, Benny boy.
Get up, Benny.
Get up. Damn it, Benny boy!
Dan!
It's all right.
- How are you? - Fine ...
It's all right. Just drive.