For a Grace Received
- Did I arrive on time or did I just run a useless race? - I do not know.
- This way. - It is true that it is very serious.
- Good evening, Professor. - Good night.
He took a flight, and it is still very much alive.
You should go to a recovery center ...
... we are not very prepared here.
- Who is she, a relative? - I don't know, it could be your wife.
Sorry I ruined the party.
No, it's nothing ...
An unprecedented annoyance.
I was looking for an excuse to leave.
That has?
For now only fractures of the skull and pelvis.
We are revealing the latest X-rays.
We're going bad, huh?
I called you out of conscience.
- General state? - He's in shock.
- Did you ask for authorization? - I was expecting you.
Let's get him out.
And the wife?
Authorization is required for intervention ...
... if there was someone ... a relative.
There is none.
I take responsibility.
Yes, but I can't hide it ... In short, it's serious.
Very serious.
Excuse me for your sincerity, but when in doubt you have to operate ...
... at least it gives hope.
It's ok.
The teacher always says so, but he is a magician.
Come. Giovanna.
Captain, how are you going to heal if you're never in bed?
But heal me from what?
Well, here the fracture is best seen.
That makes? What are you doing?
I change the IV bottle, finished.
He needs blood and we give him water!
Professor, the blood, who do I take?
What do I know? Ask the priest and the nurse ...
... call the fire department, the Eternal Father.
Let's look at the fundus.
- Who is it? - Right Benedetto Parisi.
- Did he fall or throw himself? - I do not know that.
Oh! The light!
You have a very important intracranial hypertension.
Then there is a suspicion of bleeding.
Another surprise will come if you don't hurry ...
"Benedetto! Benedetto!"
Can you withstand anesthesia?
We haven't tried it yet, but I don't know if it will resist.
Okay, I'll get by with local anesthesia.
Benedetto! Benedetto!
Benedetto, your aunt is calling you.
Let her call.
- How's the pulse? - Almost anything.
And the breath?
- Breathe, breathe, breathe. Say 33. - 33.
Syringe for anesthetic and electric trephine.
There is blood. Aspire. Aspire!
- Where's Benedetto going? - I'm going down there in the river.
- I will go too. - Let's take a bath.
No, let's play in the castle!
Compresses.
Wait for me.
Compresses.
Under the bridge of Malacca Ninì is pooping ...
... and it is very hard, hard, hard and the doctor measures ...
... and measures 33, 1 ... 2 ... 3 ...
Down!
Ambrò ...
Those with socks are better.
- Because? - I felt it.
That one over there has no panties.
- Which? - The third.
I am hungry.
- Ugly, silly, rude! Has no shame? - Who is it?
They were looking at the ass!
Benedetto's delinquent, is he always?
Poor creature, he has neither father nor mother.
What education do you want your aunt's whore to give?
I can't stand it anymore!
I'm tired!
I'll send you to the orphanage.
Every day, you need a new pair of shoes.
Look how they look? Look at your feet!
They have a mud and clay crust! But where have you been?
In catechism.
At two o'clock ... and then? It's already 8:30!
Playing.
- And what is that? - I'll put it in the bleach.
Can't you see you're crazy? You are crazy!
But what sin did I do to have this punishment like you?
If only I broke a leg, maybe it would be a little quiet!
I hoped that now that you will make your first communion ...
... become a good boy, on the contrary, he is getting worse!
But what does "being good" mean? I think I’m good.
Not that it seems to you, it is also true that you do not sleep.
By day you are the murderer you are and by night you are afraid.
It is not true, the noises wake me up.
It is not the noise, it is the remorse that consumes you.
Is not true!
- Where are you going now? - Change the water.
I should change my feet, so I wouldn't clean them anymore.
By force ... without the bleach.
You should wash your conscience with the bleach!
What you want?
- We are in mortal sin. - Hem? - We are in mortal sin.
What did you say? Explain it to me.
- It's all your fault. Where did you take me today? - Where?
To fornicate.
But I don't even know what fornication means. What is?
My grandmother told me. Look at the butt and panties ...
... especially for women is a deadly sin.
But what did you understand? You are silly!
Mortal sin is something that if you do you die.
Picking up the wires of electricity is a deadly sin.
I've been warning you, do what you think!
I already did a penance for San José and I will not see you again.
- Goodbye. - You know how much I care São José!
That says you ... matter to me, matter to me!
It doesn't matter to me, imagine it.
Aunt!
What it was? Go to sleep!
I'm thirsty!
Are you afraid, thirsty?
Say a Ave Maria to Santo Antonio that makes you sleep.
I'm even afraid of him!
Don't blaspheme and go to sleep ...
... otherwise the devil comes and takes you with clothes and shoes!
The material of the Extreme Anointing ...
... is the olive oil blessed by the Bishop on Holy Thursday.
With that the Minister gets the anointing ...
... about the five senses of hell repeating the formula:
"For this holy anointing the Lord forgives you ...
... every sin committed with the eyes, with the ears ...
... with touch and taste "- the nose is missing.
Hem?
He didn't grease his nose.
- No, not the nose. - Because?
Why not, quiet and sitting!
I know why, why can a person sin with his nose?
- My grandfather puts on the snuff. - Mine too.
- Is it a sin? - So the odors?
In that case the bad smell is a sin, but what is done with the butt!
Don Quirì, who wants, patience, are children!
What patience, with those you need the whip!
- Don Quirì, it's time! - Come down!
Children, the big day is near ...
... it is necessary to prepare yourself worthily to receive the Lord ...
...without fear. They are not alone.
Someone will help them to be better.
It will serve as an example and guide for you and will not leave you for a moment.
Who is this someone who will help you?
Let's go! It is so easy!
He's Celeste's Friend ...
... the Saint who from today will be your inseparable companion.
here's one by one. You choose.
I want ... - Here, there's something for everyone.
- I want São Roque with the dog! - No, I, I want to!
I want ... - Don't walk on the banks!
- Which is better: Santo Antonio or São Luiz? - All are good.
I don't like São Pascoal.
If you give me São Luiz I will give you two from São Nicolau.
No, São Luiz is worth more!
I don't want this with the pig!
How can you not, Santo Antonio Porcino ... a holy man. Go, go.
Benedetto! Is that you?
But can't you be alone?
If there is one who cannot do without the Celestial Friend, this is you.
So give me the one with the sword. What is your name?
São Jorge, no, I already did. - It's mine!
- What's left? - You want a saint ... Wait.
Saint Eusébio died at the stake burned by the Turks.
Symbol of obedience and faith, just what he lacks.
- Who has Santo Eusébio? - I do not. - Me!
We will give to those who need more For you I give Santa Rita.
Oh, they gave him Santa Rita!
- Why the laughter? - It's a woman!
To attack!
- Fire! Let's go! - But are you crazy?
I already said that the captain is "crazy", I will shoot him!
Let's go by fire!
Ah, so it looks like São Eusébio!
Well, if the Turks burned it, we can burn it too.
What are you doing? It’s really setting fire.
Fire in São Eusébio!
Oh, the straw is on fire!
Do not be afraid, come with me, here I am the one who thinks!
- Come on! - Let's go!
Let's erase them all together!
To fire!
All about the car! Onwards firefighters.
Take out the bombs!
Ready? Outside!
Mine doesn't come out at all!
Here it is!
- Oh! These bastards! - The peasants! - Let's go!
Call Menicuccio that the camp will catch fire!
Let's run away!
Wait for me, cowards! It's not over!
Tell him to bring the shovel!
If I catch one I’ll eat it!
Quick, otherwise the car will catch fire too!
Whoever wishes this house bad will die before that happens!
- Aunt! - Sleep!
Aunt!
Get back to bed fast! If I get up I'll get you!
- Aunt! - Wait!
- Turn on the light. - One moment!
- That makes? - I'm looking for the lamp!
Now I can't be at peace even in my room!
- What you want? - Can I sleep with you?
And why this news?
This house makes a lot of noise!
It must have been a cat, go back to bed!
Say the prayers and you will see that you will sleep soundly.
Can I pray here?
Okay, but light.
Go fast!
But it's right here with you!
- What? - Don't you hear?
- Aunt! - What happened?
- The closet! - What's with the closet?
- Your aunt is here. - There is somebody.
What about someone? But I don't see anything!
Fear makes you see things that don't exist!
Calm down, there is no one!
Perhaps he dreamed and was impressed.
No aunt, where are you going?
Your aunt is going to open the closet. Do you see that there is no one?
I am scared!
But why fear if there is no one!
- Left? - Who? - The one with the beard.
The one with the beard?
Does he have a fever?
I saw it, it was all red with a beard.
- Red with a beard? - It was Giovanni.
Shut up! What are you saying? Are you crazy?
He looked like Giovanni.
I will send a blessing to this house.
I'm going to call Don Quirì and make him get rid of this disease.
Take some water so the fear will pass.
- Red with a beard, what could it be? - Giovanni.
So you got it in your head!
Ah ... do you know who it could be? But if it is true that you saw it?
- Yes. - Think carefully. Red with a beard.
- It was your Heavenly Friend. - Are they Eusébio? - Very well, São Eusébio.
Who appeared to you to convince you ...
... that it is he who protects you. - Why didn't you see him?
Why is it your friend, not mine!
Look, you shouldn't tell anyone, not even the priest.
- Because? - Because São Eusébio doesn't want to. It is a secret for you and him.
And if you count and be proud of it, you will commit the sin of pride.
That is terrible! The saint takes offense and leaves him.
- Swear you won't tell? - Swear. - Let's go to sleep.
- Where are you going? - To sleep. - For the night you can sleep here.
So I don't understand why we don't always sleep together.
You have this big bed, what do you do?
Well, what do I do? I do not do anything.
- But see that you don't change anymore. It's always the same!
These things weren't done, pig!
It is the devil that makes you do this.
- Aunt! - Hem?
Why do I like all the things of the devil?
Am I not possessed?
Benedetto!
- Benedetto! -Hem?
Are you still there? Light or you will be late to school!
I'm going.
"Take care of me". But here is wrong.
"Take care of me?"
Who is it?
- Ugly, disgusting pig! Shameless! - I did not want.
- Shameless! - I did not want. - Disgusting!
Tomorrow he will receive communion and tonight he must confess!
- How are you going to tell the priest? - I did not want.
What will you say?
- I saw my aunt all naked! - I did not want!
- I want to see if it will give you absolution!
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
Come the next one.
- And with you. - Go you.
Nazzareno.
- Nazzareno. - What you want?
How did it go? What did I tell you?
- It doesn't interest you. Curse! That said!
Now I have to go back to confess.
- Have you confessed? - Yes, come.
- Have you done penance? - Yes let's go.
- Let another one come. - Go you.
- Have you confessed? - Yea.
- Did you do penance? - Yes. - Then you can go.
It tries to keep its state of purity intact.
Remember, absolute fasting.
Even a drop of water is sacrilege.
- But who are you? - I'm Nazzareno. - Again.
Sub tectum meum, sed tantum dic verb.
Corpus Domine nostri Jesus Cristi ...
... custodiat animate tuam in vitam eternam amen.
Corpus Domine nostri Jesus Cristi ...
... custodiat animate tuam in vitam eternam amen.
Corpus Domine nostri Jesus Cristi ...
... custodiat animate tuam in vitam eternam amen.
Corpus Domine nostri Jesus Cristi ...
... custodiat animate tuam in vitam eternam amen.
Corpus Domine nostri Jesus Cristi ...
... custodiat animate tuam in vitam eternam amen.
Corpus Domine nostri Jesus Cristi ...
... custodiat animate tuam in vitam eternam amen.
Corpus Domine nostri Jesus Cristi ...
... custodiat animate tuam in vitam eternam ...
Amen.
Corpus Domine nostri Jesus Cristi ...
... custodiat animate tuam in vitam eternam amen.
Corpus Domine nostri Jesus Cristi ...
... custodiat animate tuam in vitam eternam amen.
Corpus Domine nostri Jesus Cristi ...
... custodiat animate tuam in vitam eternam amen.
That has?
Benedetto, what happened?
Take some air.
You're strangling me!
- Take some air. That has? - You're strangling me!
- Wait, where are you going? - Give water. - Benedetto!
- Poor creature, he is thrilled. - Yes, he's scared.
I will see you.
Benedetto! Come here, Benedetto!
- It's nothing. - Why did you run away? - Come here immediately!
Benedetto!
Benedetto, where are you going?
Get back here immediately! Not annoy me!
- Here it is. - Come back and get dirty!
This boy has the devil in his body.
Go back to the church!
But what this boy has always spoils everything.
The monsignor is here and waiting for you, he came for this!
You have to take the photo with the others!
Be good, then you will have soft drinks and cookies!
Holy Mother!
He fell!
Oh God!
- Son! Oh God! - Son!
Quiet, don't touch it!
- Benedetto! But why? - Calm down, you shouldn't touch it ...
... until we know what to do. Call a doctor.
I will. I will.
Let's prepare a stretcher.
Let's take a ladder, put a board on a bed.
- My son! - Well, the boys go back to the church.
- But why? - Did you call a doctor?
Savério went to the clinic!
But how, you had nothing!
It was Saint Eusébio who caught him in the air.
Let us thank Santo Eusébio!
... and the demon entered the boy's throat ...
... and obstructed the passage of Jesus ...
Do not touch that it is still fresh.
Don't put your fingers in your mouth that will poison you.
Communication, confused and incipient ...
... was suddenly overcome by a crazy desire to escape ...
... that took him over the top of a wall.
Make a miracle Benedetto for my husband!
Let him through!
- Make my son come back! - Let him through!
Quiet, let the boy in!
If you want a grace, ask the saint!
The poor thing falls ...
... but the attentive hand of our patron saint ...
... was quick to catch him and lead him to land ...
... in an unscathed flight, from a falling leaf.
But why just this miracle?
That boy is so bad.
You see it badly, but the saint sees it better than we do.
We look distorted, but the saint looks straight into the heart.
- So I dedicate myself at least from now on, to think about him. - Yea
Madam, but now is not the time to visit.
I have my son-in-law in the operating room. Did you see my daughter?
A tall girl with clear eyes.
- It's upstairs on the first floor.
Lord, grant grace to a poor mother.
Benedetto is more there than here ...
You need, Lord, reach out your hand and take it.
Stay here and settle down.
- Oh thanks. - Here's your mom.
Lawyer, you shouldn't bother.
Please ... For Giovanna this is nothing ...
Ah, my lawyer ... So it should end.
How many years lost.
Here we are. It looks like an old woman. He says it's love.
But what love can be without God's blessing?
Mommy!
Do not violate the laws of the Lord in vain!
I only ask you one thing, lawyer ...
... that my little daughter will be spared the shame ...
... that I must endure all my life ...
Do I ask too much, lawyer?
- They won't let me. - Mommy. - Please.
Please...
- How are you doing? - Bad!
- What are you doing in it? - They're doing everything.
Lawyer if you still love Giovanna, stay close to her.
After a great deal of pain, a friend is needed.
If it were up to me ...
Because? Are there any impediments on your part?
No, no, but ...
This time the Lord will grant me grace ...
... why I don't pray for myself, I pray for my daughter.
Giovanna deserved more. Such a sensitive young woman.
- And he is not exactly an eagle ... - No, lawyer, he is wrong.
It's not stupid, it's bad. I never liked him.
Everything he touches spoils, he always hated everyone.
It's full of poison.
Assembled silk thread.
- Landing! - Oh! - Bye, Jump Horse!
Then come and play with us?
I can't, I have something to do!
One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.
Right, left. Left, right.
One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.
Relax.
Bicycle.
Cycling.
Ride freely.
One, two, one, two, one ...
And then Jesus made the crowd sit on the field ...
... raised his eyes to the sky ...
Where Our Lord with 5,000 loaves and 3,000 fish satiate five people.
Didn't they explode?
This is precisely the miracle.
Feel like it's lunchtime, huh?
- What is boiling? - Rhubarb
Curse! But who gave the order!
How does it boil before mint and pine needles?
We do it over low heat, so it tastes better.
Do you think it's a bean stew?
Frei Colosimo on his deathbed recommended me:
... "Benedè, remember: Rhubarb goes last."
And died. Regrettably. Frei Ginè ...
... take it and put it on a dry cloth.
Ah, Friar Gesuì, I want to confess.
But didn't you confess this morning?
It was six o'clock, now it's noon!
- And what could have happened!
- Tonight, now I don't have my stole. - I'll bring it.
Let's go?
The new grass has to be soaked, then don't get bored.
- I will soak and confess. - And will you confess in public?
I have no secrets. Who do they want?
- Come on ... - Come on.
"From the Gospel according to Matthew, the Betânia dinner".
Again!
Let's go.
- Do you know what colony is? - Yea.
While looking for herbs there was a group of boys ...
... who played Salta Cavalo ...
... but without the blow from the back. - What is Salta Cavalo?
- It's a joke ... But how, don't you know? - No.
Jump first and then ...
You are too old, otherwise I would show you.
- Definitely ... - Who's old?
Come here, get down ... so you'll understand before.
It's very good. Put your hands on your knees ...
... stay like this, well, lower your head.
- They do it like this ... Back ...
Wait, I must show you how to do it.
Stay again.
First slap the back and then jump. Understood?
- I understand. - But is that horse jumping?
They started fighting, so I had to intervene.
I should show you.
Then, you know how it is ... I went to play too.
But where is the sin?
Well...
... I even played with women.
What women?
In the colony there are men and women, they are mixed.
How old were they?
The boys would be seven, eight years old.
- Listen. - Yea?
Confession is a serious sacrament ...
But there was also the teacher who is twenty-four or twenty-five ...
Then?
- I also played with her. - The horse jumps.
I slapped my ass.
And isn't that how the horse jumps?
Ahead ... and then?
And then nothing.
I absolve you in name Patris et Filii et Spritus Santi. Amen.
- Where are you going? - Eat.
And penance?
It does not have.
There is no penance as small as your sins.
No, wait a moment. Fr. Gesuì.
I have dedicated to the saint all the time that I am here ...
... and I haven't made up my mind yet.
I didn't care about jumping horses, Friar Gesuì!
- Maybe you didn't understand.
Frei Gesuì, I ...
... I just wanted to slap my ass.
But why do these things happen to me? What do they mean?
- It is a sign that you must have a good ass! - Frei Gesuì!
You just take me out of your mouth, son!
In a way this is also a sign.
Enough, enough!
Here it is!
- Uncle Checco has arrived. - Uncle Checco has arrived.
- Welcome, uncle! - Save.
- Did you bring the tea towels? - And the sheet?
Did you bring everything?
Come on, Frei Melchiò that Uncle Checco has arrived.
Make him come in!
Has Uncle Checco arrived? He came for Christmas and then he comes back.
Good morning, Uncle Checco.
- Welcome! - Which brought?
Open the boxes we saw right away.
Slowly, one thing at a time.
Peace and good. I said slowly!
Each time it is as if the Magi arrived.
They are children!
- There are things for everyone. - Let's see if you forgot something.
- Here are the sheets. - No, those are yours.
These are not for you, they are for two people.
Never know!
Do not overdo brothers.
What this rascal says.
- Do you have a spare tire? - Hem? - The help tire. - Yea.
- Do you have only one? - How many should there be?
- And the meds? - I brought everything.
- What if you drill twice? - Ah, but that matters.
Here are the sheets and tea towels.
But why did you bring reds?
What does it matter, just dry the dishes ...
... what are you looking at? If they are red!
You should look at the price, the quality.
- Uncle Che! - What is?
- How much do you score now? - Now? How much I do per week.
And see how much has already been walked. Take it.
Ah, my candles. Can I take my candles?
One moment.
I'll give you the candles and candlesticks in a little while, me, okay ...
... otherwise the heater pulls me.
I ran out of green paint and brought seven or eight kilos.
But what finer thing, for whom is it?
They will not do that, they are not things for you. They're for a hotel.
They are the initials. EH I mean Eden Hotel.
Let's pretend you want to say "Eremitas Hotel".
Don't go crazy.
Be quiet! They are worse than children!
I don't understand why there are friars who become friars to stay like children ...
... or if they stay like children because they are friars.
- Dish towels? - Twenty four.
- Linen? - Twelve.
Tell him that is enough.
Benedetto!
- Benedè! - Hem?
- Get off that Uncle Checco to go. - Yea.
- Until next time, Dom Giusè. - I'm always around.
- Can you give me a push? - Yes let's go! Strength! Let's push!
Let's go! Let's go!
- Oh! - There you go!
It disappeared.
It did not disappear, it returned to the world.
- Have you been there? - Of course...
... otherwise how would I have done to decide to abandon him?
To choose between two things it is necessary to know both.
Don't you want to see what it looks like?
I don't, I'm right here.
Think about working with Uncle Checco ...
... would drive a real car ...
Kilometers and kilometers, towns and cities.
I would meet other people, always new faces ...
I could learn a trade, earn money ...
... find a woman, a wife.
But do you want to scare me?
Did Uncle Checco remember the rat poison?
I told you not to bring ...
... that Friar Melchiorre proves everything.
Just that I find a cat I will bring ...
... otherwise they eat it ...
At least we will sleep like Christians.
- Listen to Benedè ... - Hem?
- I want to help you. - Say it.
Doesn't it seem time to make a decision?
No, I must not decide anything. Me...
Yes I know. Wait for the signal.
But wait, it's fifteen years of waiting!
If I truly had the vocation this hour ...
- Jesus! What is this thing? - What? Ah, it's Saint Eusébio.
What did I do.
Image of Santo Eusébio is not easily found.
San Francisco, Santo Antonio, as many as you want ...
... but Santo Eusébio ... Well, it is true that it is not a masterpiece ...
No. I understand that you hide it with the curtain ...
Otherwise it scares one at night.
No, what a fear! Even at night I take the curtain off.
Keep me company, protect me and sleep peacefully.
From now on you will sleep alone ... Disappear with this immediately.
Because?
Because this is superstition, idolatry! Wild things.
Even worst! Because at least the savages make them better done!
And this is your true sin that you should confess and don't do!
It may be, but it's mine, it's a special case ...
Santo Eusébio made me a miracle!
I now got used to it and if they take me away ... what do I do?
You will do it yourself. The sign will find within you.
And if the Lord wants to call you, he will find you wherever you want ...
... you will feel ... - Even with Uncle Checco? - Where is God?
- Hem? - Where is God? - I do not know.
And if you don't know why you're waiting here?
But in what trouble? How do I get stolen?
I work!
- Benedè. - Hem? - Either he goes or you go.
I'm sorry Santo Eusébio, but it's not my fault.
But I must abandon you, sorry ...
... just as you came once so that I could see you ...
... all this time could have come back at least one more time ...
... even if it wasn't in person, In a dream, to warn me:
... "Benedè look, let it be, don't tell more".
So it freed me too.
Damn, how heavy it is!
Be careful with the head.
That.
This one I’m going to take, so it doesn’t bother, it’s empty ...
Well, it's not bad ...
Then, when I have to fill the wine, I come to pick you up.
Close?
A wasp, watch out!
Matteo, stop scaring the girls!
Elsa, fix your hair!
It's hot.
Fix it immediately, I said!
- Salta Cavalo!
They gave me a terrible job ...
... give me a truck and I will go all over the world.
- Very well. - Very well. - Good luck!
- Come on kids. Bye, Jump Horse!
- Goodbye! Bye, Jump Horse!
- Miss, where are the blackberries? - On the lake.
Miss, we harvest a lot of blackberries.
Look how they look, wash your mouth!
- With what? - How with what? With water.
Come on Carlino, let's show it.
Ambrò. The ones with the socks are better.
- Why? - Well. I had to say that.
That one doesn't have any panties.
- Which one? - The third.
- I'm hungry. - Let's eat now.
- I wash myself. - Light!
How do I do? Miss I lost the glasses.
- Worse for you. - But it was a turtle ...
- Okay, look for them ... look for them. - Me either?
Come on, then we'll snack.
- It's here I found A snake! - A snake!
It's a snake!
Out, out boys! Carletto, get out of here!
Get away!
Out, stay away!
- It was a viper. - She bit me!
She bit the miss.
It must cut. You must cut yourself immediately.
You must suck the poison, you must suck the poison!
Help me please!
Benedettoooo!
- The basket is here! - Look around here that he must be around.
- Benedettoooo! - Benedettoooo!
This one! I found it!
Benedè!
What happened to him?
Answer me, my son!
The sign...
I had a signal, brothers ...
- It's burning! - You have a high fever.
- The sign ... - We'll take you to the convent soon.
- Evil is all around us ... - Where's my torch?
Clear it!
Evil pushes you, seduces you, attracts you ...
But you carried the sin of the world into You.
But You have overcome the evil of the world.
- Kirie eleison. Kristhe eleison.
Santa Maria.
Now pronobis.
- Pinch me! - Santa Virgo Virginis.
Now pronobis.
Cut me.
Mater Purissima.
Now pronobis. - Rosinella is so cool!
- Regina Pacis. Now pronobis.
Mater Castissima.
It is believed to be healthy but it is not healthy.
Now pronobis.
Pinch me, stick me. Damn, the pinch ...
... they are pinches of love, beautiful, they don't hurt.
Now prono ...
Continue in your nightgown with your hands over your breasts.
Now pronobis.
Agnus Dei qui tollis peccata mundi.
Noble partner dominate.
Agnus Dei qui tollis peccata mundi.
Miserere nobis.
They are pinches of love, beautiful, they don't hurt.
- It comes from the lab. - But how did you get up?
With this fever!
But the mischievous wind that was left over the meadow.
Fr. Michele, light it up or we’re going to break our necks.
And it blew that he discovered the coin.
Sebastiano the cowboy while at Easter ...
Benedè, open!
With a donkey's tail he approaches and then he leaves ...
Locked yourself in there!
Rusinè with this wind, take care ... with your lungs.
Delirium. - What a rave! You are drunk.
... and suddenly that fat man started the song.
- Pinch me ... - What are you doing, son?
Santo Eusébio ... finally came.
You saw it, sent a signal and I understood it.
I resisted.
The snake did not deceive me!
I crushed the poisonous head!
Go retro, Satan!
Put me in front of a naked woman.
But what temptation is there with a naked woman?
But who did you take me for? Get out!
The temptation is in the brain and eats it. Cra, cra!
So Santo Eusébio is the devil, speaking with respect and he is also crap!
Outside the women, Uncle Checco and the truck.
It was naked, smooth, white ...
...lovely.
Don't leave me.
I'm fine here. I'm safe.
The world is full of women ...
... who don't even wear underwear, are totally naked.
They are totally naked!
Let us pray brothers!
Let us pray ...
... because the temptation is strong.
Pinch me!
Stick me!
Let us pray, brothers ... Let us pray.
It is necessary to separate him from us, to send him into the world.
That's what I always thought ... but now I don't know anymore.
Must go...
God is peace, serenity, it is not torment.
Come, come, come!
Goods retained, blocked at the border ...
... and sold in a public square with the permission of the Treasury.
Touch, miss, you feel the silk of Paris.
It looks beautiful, how much does the hammock cost?
The net? But we're kidding this is forbidden for minors ...
... and put yourself in the person's head.
- It's panties. - Underwear? - And how are you going to dress your ass?
This is the great invention of Paris.
Indeformable, does not crumple, adaptable to anyone.
It is strong in resistance and here you do everything.
He flattens it in the back, like he went to a cabinetmaker ...
... look that the panties adhere like a seal.
Come on ladies, buy the French panties.
Big discounts for those who try now.
Has no shame? Right here comes to say these indecencies!
Before the house of the Lord!
What do I care? Worry about caring for souls ...
... I take care of the bodies.
Defend marriage women!
With this article your husband no longer plays the lottery ...
... stay playing at home. Defend marriage!
Are you happy now that you ran them away?
I am happy, that is to say they are educated women.
Rejoice! And these panties I sell at the Santa Rita orphanage?
Yes is better. Orphans don't even have shoes ...
... and buy the panties from Paris.
Go away from this village and never come back ...
... that here people fear God.
Nobody is interested in the panties?
Do you only have muscular men?
Let us move on to male articles immediately.
That, choice ... has all the measures.
How much does this cost?
Take two, so you can at least change.
And both, how much does it cost?
Let me see.
This is a good one.
So why do you do it?
It arrives, seeing nothing more and I close it.
Again.
- What are you doing?
Shut up!
But are you crazy? He almost strangled me.
Did you kill me?
What you want?
Those panties you sell, those from Paris.
In the village they are gossip and I don't want them to see me.
Do you have the same black ones?
- Yes. - How much do they cost?
There's even a clown.
Just pin it with the little button if you're interested.
That's why French women are famous in the world.
They are French.
Let me go, because if somebody passes by and sees me ...
Don't want to buy the panties?
Yes, yes, but it depends on how much they cost.
It means that I will walk without them.
If you stay and keep me a little company ...
... I will give you all the jewelry.
What got into your head? I'm a nice girl, what do you think?
Who said anything to you?
- Sit here. - You better keep your distance.
You must be a rogue.
- Sing something. - Now I'll sing a serenade.
- Is it okay "Green Moon"? - Yes, sing "Green Moon".
He's also a fan!
I like.
Sing, sing.
You who smile at me, green moon.
You who already know my suffering.
Tell me ...
... that I love him more than before.
Green moon.
Maybe I understand now.
What are you doing?
Wake me up?
Wait!
Wait, where are you going?
Don't you want the clown?
Put it on you that is better!
I made a cup of coffee.
Thank you, but don't bother, go to bed, you're sick.
Don't worry, I'm a special patient, nobody knows what I have.
They say it is the kidneys and in fact at night I have certain pains.
You know, kidney cramps are very painful.
But I do exams and nothing!
Then they say it's the liver and in the morning my face is stained.
But in compensation the kidney pains pass.
Who knows what it will be.
Drink, otherwise the nun will come and fight with me.
He doesn't want me to make coffee, he says it's bad for me.
But what?
Here it is. Give me the cup, here comes the chaplain.
He's a spy.
Are you the poor boy's relatives?
Tell me, father, what happened?
Nothing, don't be alarmed, please!
They are operating.
Mother Superior told me to come and see you.
They may need it.
- Explain to me a little. - No, thank you, Father, you don't have to.
Are you the wife?
Do not.
The companion?
But...
... tell me something, as if you are called?
- Giovanna. - Giovanna.
If, at a time like this, the poor man, felt the need ...
... to sanctify your relationship ...
Would you take responsibility for a rejection?
Father you don't know. Things are not so simple.
Let us try not to complicate them further.
But why? I do not understand!
I haven't understood for so many years and you want to understand ...
... all in a moment.
Nobody ever understood.
I understand and my father understood.
Another madman, and the madmen understand each other.
- Here, one hundred and fifty. - Thanks.
- Extra thin, but what about it? - Extra thin, super sensitive.
- No, I want a sleeping pill. - Come.
Excuse me, but this time and with your face ...
... thought you wanted a condom.
I want a sleeping pill instead. I look like a sleeping pill.
No, there's a condom.
Excuse me but I have had this craft for 40 years ...
... and it is difficult for me to deceive.
I do not say that you are not convinced in good faith ...
... of wanting a sleeping pill ...
... but with all due respect, you want to look like ...
... you need a whore more than sleep.
Anyway, here it is, fifteen hundred Liras.
- Is it the best you have? - No.
This is better, seven hundred.
But how is it better and costs less?
Crap for crap costs less, so it's better.
- Do you have a glass of water please? - May I help.
If you think about curing insomnia with sleeping pills, you are wrong.
And what should I do?
You need to make sense of sleep.
Sleep itself is an ignoble, sterile, unproductive thing.
Its primary value is to serve as a prize, a deserved reward.
As they say, honest fatigue, etc.
The so-called sleep of the just.
But how many are the righteous in this world? Are you fair?
- No, I'm wrong. - Exactly!
- And you, tell me, do you sleep? - Right.
It's because?
Why do you, according to you, deserve the prize?
Absolutely not!
But I managed to give my sleep a different meaning.
- I sleep during the day. - And then?
My sleep takes on a precise meaning of rejection.
Life as it is I don't like it.
But, since the main gears, the workshops ...
... politics, banks move during the day ...
... life, instead of living it, I sleep.
That's how I live at night, understand?
At night, in reality, I invent it and do as I want.
It's fantasy, it's imagination.
Prove it!
But prove what?
You because you're a pharmacist ...
... but a night hawker doesn't exist, you know?
In my life, too, I may not like something.
But I still don't like it.
If I tell you everything, it disgusts me day and night.
But what can I do?
You gather stickers at night but for me I want to sleep.
Did you say that I must give a meaning? I say yes.
It means that if I don't sleep, tomorrow I won't stand.
It's ok?
Are you a believer?
Because?
I want to show you something, they are not stickers.
- And what is it? - An old project I've been working on for years.
The Divine Providence show.
Oh, no, no. I don't want to talk about these things.
I should have imagined that you ...
No, I'm sorry, good night.
Divine Providence in an ironic sense.
I have another 22 albums like this.
They are all true cases, articles, photographs ...
... which I then add to put in the collection.
Listen to this.
I read some title.
"The beard grows inward and suffocates to death."
Isn't it formidable?
It is the refinement of the great executioner.
Listen to this other one: "Hit your head ...
... and has been in a coma for eighteen years. "
The fact is quite impressive in itself,
but hear how it ended.
Of incomparable elegance. It gives nothing to the show.
How would you have done it?
After eighteen years of coma he wakes up as if there was nothing ...
... and order the newspaper and a cappuccino.
A minimum of staging, don't you think? Instead, nothing.
Wake up and die.
For me it is the apex of art.
The absolute obvious.
And the miracle? Do you collect miracles?
The miracle. The only sure miracle is the ease with which people ...
... believes in miracles.
You believe?
Thanks.
Do you have a little time?
Until the sun comes up, it is a night pharmacy.
And now I'm like ...
... I feel between here and here ...
...It is like...
... hell with the sleeping pill and when I took it.
You attacked my brain, don't you have some coffee?
I understand, if you give me two photos, one in front and one in profile ...
... I put it on the album. - Yes, I feel like two.
Two who argue and get bored.
And while they cling, I get tired.
And now I can't take it anymore. Always wins the ...
... the most crybaby and son of a bitch.
- We need to eliminate it. - Yea.
It's a word.
Try to think that God does not exist.
I am unable.
I don't tell you to be convinced!
Simulate for a moment that it does not exist.
And now think of yourself, the world, people, with no one ...
... that threatens you from above, neither spies on you nor extorts you.
It does not seem that life is more joyful, honest, bearable ...
... without Providence, repentance, forgiveness.
Everything is clear, everything comes back.
He finally understands everything, even evil, pain.
Monstrous if God commands you, it changes into acceptable ...
... without anything dark, threatening, you know ...
... as a natural phenomenon.
How bad luck tonight for a sleeping pill to have an effect on me!
I was told that if God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
I also say that if it exists, it would be necessary to eliminate it.
It is a social duty, a public health measure.
But shouldn't you understand everything at once? Start overcoming ...
... some taboo. - A taboo? What's that?
Certain moral rules, what do you call them? The sins.
- Should I sin? - Start with something easy.
See the commandments. They are in increasing order of difficulty.
For example, have you ever said a good slut?
- One time. - What happened?
Do you have in mind the sanctuary of Monte Lupo?
It's almost 2,000 meters all like that.
I did everything standing barefoot and with a big stone ...
... 40 kilos in the back.
Then, there, don't tell me, it's not possible!
But how does a man get into it?
But me in the morning ...
... rather, this morning I must go.
- Are you open every night? - Except on Wednesday.
It also opens during the day, but it is my daughter who stays.
His daughter? Ah, he's married.
But then he understood nothing!
But does it seem to you that you can marry with my ideas?
The erotic life of men and women must be ...
... a volume of love stories, not a romance.
And then I am a little apostle, an atheist saint.
And the saints do not marry.
They must be subdivided a lot, think a lot about others.
If I sleep fifteen minutes will it bother you?
Go to sleep. There is a place to lie down.
When they gave me the license, I worked like crazy all night.
To get an ex-vote of thanks.
I went up ...
... in a red car ...
with two angels who pull you.
I was tired.
- But, who is it? - I do not know.
It is one that is afraid of the night.
I believe that I loved him immediately.
- From that first moment. - It's him?
He didn't leave anymore.
He lost his job.
To stay there he found a job as a guard at a factory.
- Captain. - What you want? - Come inside, or you will get pneumonia!
At least they'll be able to cure me of anything!
It is a beautiful love story.
Of course he must have been in love, in love ...
... to behave like that.
Do not.
Then I saw that he was just in love with my father.
He had become attached in a way ... like a child.
I couldn't live without him.
Oreste!
But where do you shoot? Is that Giovanna's window, what does it do?
You will wake up my daughter. What you want?
It's Wednesday! - And?
He had told me to make up my mind for one night not to work ...
... would keep me company.
Remember? That ...
Ah Yes. Very well, it was decided! Get down now!
- Let's go. - But you're sure you weren't going to sleep.
... I can postpone. - Do I sleep at night?
I go in the night, I live!
And then postpone, what postpone? Almost forty years ago!
What do you want, postpone some more!
But as anticipated, you pay after things are done.
Don't invent the money problem, you don't have to.
Consider that she is madly in love with you.
- Ah. - What happened?
- Breathe. - It seemed like a yawn.
Stay calm, less importance, let her do it.
I have already explained the whole situation. Wait!
The light is on, it's still awake.
Come on, there's a show tonight, you're going to have fun.
What?
Oreste!
This event is more than painful and ridiculous.
Humiliate me a lot, ma'am, but I assure you ...
No, no, you’ve been telling me your reasons for years.
- It's her? - As she? What do you understand?
This is the hyena, my daughter's mother.
And those are your lawyers, all against me.
It is a plenary meeting.
- It's a pig! - That pig is me.
I come almost every Wednesday.
I sit here on the real stage as in the theater and watch it.
Sit down, take your place.
I even appreciate it with pride.
Because?
Because I think of the good I did.
Don't look now, it seems impossible, but in your time ...
... it was a slap that made the head turn.
Some died in a duel.
Two crazy black eyes, because crazy has always been.
Long black hair that reached to the knees.
Two breasts that looked like two buttocks or vice versa.
But the most important thing was the conflict between the inside and the outside.
The soul of an old spinster in the body of a sinner.
Now, find one like this, seduce her and make her pregnant ...
... and what does it do? - Me?
It is an assumption, you seduce her and make her pregnant. What are you doing?
How do I do? Me...
... I marry her. - Yes, huh?
Not only is he naive, he is also a great selfish person.
Like everyone. But I do not. I saved it.
You saved?
If I married her, what would it be now?
The spoil of a common existence.
A poor old woman gone.
Instead of thirty years ago, he denounces me until I get tired ...
... kidnapping, carnal violence and thanks to me you are still young ...
... alive and with the pistol in hand.
- I don't agree much. - No, huh?
No, I'm sorry. It is not honest.
If something like that happened to me ...
I see, I'm here wasting time to teach you
... university stuff and I still have to take you ...
... to enroll you in kindergarten.
Take the sandwich with the lunch, come on!
What look?
For charity, now she is naked, it is now seen that there is no more hope.
Let's go!
See you tomorrow.
I throw the key to him.
It's the big one.
Calm calm.
Is not difficult.
Put the key, turn it and go.
Here I am, here I am. I'll be right away!
Who is it?
Release the thunder Martin Luther, cast your rays ...
... human thought ...
shines and sparkles surrounded by flames ...
... get up, matter, Satan won!
Curse! It bothers me every Wednesday!
And I, as an idiot, always think that someone is about to die!
Maybe me, would you like it, huh?
- And why can't it be?
Let God do it since he is an old saint.
Don't tell me you already did, what happened?
- Was not. - How was it not?
I was but I didn't like it, I was very fat.
If you told me before that you were on a diet!
Let's go!
Say it all!
And then...
... was also married. - This is the taboo.
From the sociological and moral point of view a whore is married ...
... or not married, she is always a whore.
Yes, but I can only overcome one taboo at a time, you understand me.
Yes, I understand you, and how do I understand?
Do you know what your case is called? Impotence of omnipotent.
Which is the worst of all.
Anyway, don't get discouraged, pick up the little book,
... I have a lot of addresses here, choose a nice slim scapula ...
... and Wednesday we will try again, okay?
Is it really necessary?
More than necessary, it's fun.
But it is also good to talk if I serve you.
Goodnight.
For me, at your age, it wouldn't have been enough.
Giovanna, what are you doing this hour?
Did I wake you up?
Yes, I sleep well now.
Instead, I started not to sleep.
Last night I stayed up until they came back.
Benedetto I want you to taste it with me.
Or rather, that we provide together.
Because I'm also like you.
If you don't want me, I'm leaving.
But if you want to, do it.
It is beaver.
Yes.
I saw in the woods two beavers copulate and give birth.
- All beavers are born. - It's natural.
I don't want anyone born who looks like me to be born.
Do not think about it.
I love him.
Try to want me a little too and it will be easy.
Because fair things are easy.
Why don't you hug me?
Because I'm on the edge and if I let go I fall to the ground.
Every time I celebrated a wedding my joy ...
... it's been great. But today it is very big.
I was already old when I baptized Giovanna.
And it seems yesterday when I had her on this altar ...
... to make her first communion, thrilled, happy, joyful ...
... as at this moment.
Her studies, the school left her distant from the parish ...
... for years, but I followed your soul through your mother ...
... which is one of my most beloved ones.
Life has not been easy for her, but she must not despair any more.
Surely this marriage will give birth not only ...
... a Christian family, but two!
God is eternity, he doesn't care about time issues.
That is why my joy is very great.
Giovanna's wedding is the conclusion ...
... of my life as a priest.
Uncle! Uncle!
I'm allergic to incense.
Who are the witnesses? Ah, the commander.
"Do you want Benedetto Parisi to take you as his wife ...
... the present Giovanna Viciani "?
Forgive me, I didn't understand the question.
Son, he's kneeling here with a clove on his lapel.
You have orange flowers in your hand and I'm dressed like this ...
... what question can I have asked? Anyway, I repeat.
"Do you want, Benedetto Parisi, to take Giovanna Viciani as your wife?
If you want, answer yes.
Son, do you want it or not?
Do not want, We do not want, Father Sorry.
Come on, Benedetto.
What cardboard!
What does it matter?
- You really don't care? - I only care about you.
- Long live the bride and groom! - Cheers! Cheers!
Dad!
Don't call me daddy. I haven't known them since this moment!
For me they are two strangers!
No! We didn't get married!
We are not married. I told you no.
She did.
- It is true? - Yea.
Yes.
My son, my children.
- But we will do the wedding trip anyway. - Right!
Life should always be a wedding trip.
I never got married 32 years ago!
Six years of concubinage.
And your father is happy as at Easter.
- Are they crazy or not? - More than other sinners.
Come on, the lady felt bad.
Giovanna! Please, my daughter!
Mom takes you to your home. You can't stay here.
- Poor thing, she's tired. - I'm not pregnant.
- Giovanna, but what do you say? - Mom, the lawyer knows very well ...
... that I expect a son of Benedetto.
I told you. But do not worry...
... the lawyer is willing to marry anyway ...
... with so much to cover the scandal and pass as your son.
This is very noble of you, lawyer.
Go away, please go away!
Father, take her, I can't see you in here anymore.
You can go both. I want to be alone here.
- Come on, lady. - Come on, it's better.
Anyway, I'll pray for you, little girl.
Who screams? What happened?
With two strangled hernias he makes, sticking his nose ...
... in other people's things?
Go to bed, nosy!
Christ, didn't you notice that the oxygen torpedo ended?
- The blood is dark. - Yes, I'm changing.
Take this vial off!
How do I do it, professor? I can't!
- Nurse, get that bottle. - Quick!
Do it slowly, slowly!
- Put a half ampoule of Levicor. - Immediately, professor.
Holy shit! He kicked the table and threw it all into the air!
Not even an injection knows how to put it here.
It can be seen that in this clinic they never have surgery.
Beautiful hands stolen from agriculture.
Don't get tired, the doctor recommended.
- But what came together? - I broke a vase, there will be more.
Come, sit down.
When I came I met the doctor.
He told me that it is nothing serious.
- Did he say like that? - Yes, I said it's nothing serious.
I am happy, at least I am cured.
Filth!
Pass me that glass.
You have to pay attention when you feel bad.
If instead of cursing, my God escapes ...
... will be in the flock. I'll stay tuned.
What is there to laugh about?
He thought of Giovanna's mother.
Tomorrow would be the audience, I fucked you too this time.
Postponed. Reason:
... because the accused got sick.
Someone told you what I just thought ...
... that blaspheming helps to live ...
... and prays her to die.
All lies, death is always life ...
... is an act of life.
The man leaves nothing, only the thought remains, the example.
So no crying.
But I'm not ready and I don't know what to do.
If I was already sick, but suddenly ...
The baby that must be born ...
... we who are alone.
I didn't stay close to a ...
One who dies?
Not one that is born.
It's worse than dying.
They at least don't notice ...
... and are more beautiful.
You will see that it will be beautiful.
- You'll see it too, won't you? - Okay, I went through this ...
... also eight years ago and then I was fine.
Now go, it's not time for visits. I sleep during the day.
Benedetto ...
... stay a little ...
... so my hand gets hot.
Go to work, tramp, instead of wasting time here holding my hand!
Mom is here.
There, it's a bad sign.
Make it land on a branch, vultures have patience.
Hello? Immediately.
Benedetto is from your home.
For this holy anointing ...
... and for your infinite mercy ...
... the Lord forgives you every sin committed with your eyes.
For this holy anointing ...
... and for your infinite mercy ...
... forgive him, Lord, every sin committed with the ears.
For this holy anointing ...
... and for your infinite mercy ...
... forgive you Lord every sin committed with your hands.
For this holy anointing ...
... and for your infinite mercy ...
... forgive him, Lord, every sin committed with the taste and the tongue.
The nose was missing.
Hem?
"The nose is missing. I want to see the nose."
- "No, not the nose. - Why?"
"Why not, quiet and sitting."
Benedetto.
Hem?
Yes.
Benedetto, what is it?
Do not do so.
It was hot water ...
that's what made her run.
Giovanna!
Miss Giovanna.
- Where's the clothes? - Over there in the closet.
- It's very cheerful. - I did not find it.
Look it up.
Turn on the light, please?
- I forgot the hat. - I bring.
Well, I'll be right away.
Don't worry, you're not dead.
At the last moment he preferred to go to another world ...
...he too.
Do you have a pen, please?
- Here it is. - Thanks.
- Did you see my jacket? - Yes teacher...
... put it there.
Here it is.
Let it go.
Thank you teacher.
Come on lady.
Teacher.
Sister, I give you the patient.
Go get some rest, you too.
Will you save yourself?
I think we did everything,
... but it was actually a miracle.
Subtitles translation: Vik's